Life with a Side of Spam

A spam filter is a funny thing. If you need a good laugh, go peruse the titles of the spam and junk emails that were snagged before reaching your inbox. Our spam filter at my office is hard at work and periodically, we get a notice of all the emails that are waiting with baited breath for you to click approve and send them on their merry, virus-y way to a date with your hard drive.

Yesterday, I got one of those emails and had to laugh at all of the emails that came from my work email address to my work email address. I'm not sure how I do it, but apparently after I get up to get a drink in the middle of the night, I also unknowingly log onto my system and send myself bossy emails with terrible grammar.

For your reading enjoyment, the titles of these "phantom" emails...

Your former neighbor
Madonna hired a buttscratcher
Final NHL scandal
Hello everybody
What's with last task?
Police asked about u
Nervous about your words
Stop working, look here
Sites to visit
From Alice, training
She got blog! Read
Your training consultant
So, do I need to resend?
At last I prepare pictures
Got plans tomorrow?
Pick me up after work
Do you want some party?
Tomorrow at 6, in bar

My favorites?

Madonna hired a buttscratcher Are her hands broken?
Police asked about u Very, very sneaky...not only does it grab ur attn but it might just get u 2 let ur guard down with the oh-so-casual 'u'
At last I prepare pictures I was hold breath while waiting for pictures
From Alice, training From me, no thanks
Do you want some party? Why yes, now that you ask, I would love some party! Will Alice be there?

So my fair readers, hope u all have a gr8 weekend and go get urself some party!!